WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET A MASQUERADE MASK BY FRIDAY
just wear the cage mask. maybe glue a feather to it or something
i’m going to be the prettiest girl at the whole prom
*sniff* you both look so beautiful
if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7
I don’t mind sinning more and helping you out ;)
you two need jesus
i dont think jesus was into threesomes
you don’t know me
I want to sneak out with somebody.
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”