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HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
you will never feel more shame in your life than when you miss the final long note in guitar hero and you’re forced to sit there in the silence of your own failure
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
i finally know what the top of her head looks like
i don’t even know anymore.