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Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

im-dead-and-i-move:

manicpixiedreampunk:

tranquilizedatthedisco:

manicpixiedreampunk:

tranquilizedatthedisco:

WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET A MASQUERADE MASK BY FRIDAY

just wear the cage mask. maybe glue a feather to it or something

i’m going to be the prettiest girl at the whole prom

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*sniff* you both look so beautiful

WHAT 

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and helping you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

harendsthoughts:

I want to sneak out with somebody.

I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.

(Source: danasteeezy)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

"Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening."
-(via slit-wrist-theory)

(Source: scootaloo-pootaloo)