Really, truly, dear.

My name is Mel. Pleasure.

brianafahey:

(via Fionna and Cake - Cover on Behance)

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bootyscientist:

i promise to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

image

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bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion

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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.
-Dean Trippe (via t1mco)
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byeologist:

i don’t want friends i just want benefits

like dental insurance

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if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy
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